How to Spot a Political Liar (Even If You’ve Got the IQ of a Houseplant)
They're all over the place and rather easy to spot. Here's just a few examples to give you can idea of how to spot the worst offenders!
THE LYING STORY: 2025 EDITION
You don’t have to be a genius to spot a liar. All you need is an IQ that outpaces a bag of mulch. Yet somehow, the parade of politicians in Washington thinks we’re too dim to notice when they stand there, stone-faced, spewing the same tired script.
I don’t know about you, but every time I watch them, I feel like screaming, “Quit peeing on my leg!” And if you think that phrase is too crude, buckle up. You haven’t seen the show these folks are putting on.
Let’s do a quick roll call of the latest Greatest Hits.
For four years straight, we were assured, promised, that Joe Biden was sharper than a tack. A tack, mind you. Not exactly a high bar. But even that turned out to be a lie. Anyone who wasn’t hypnotized by the networks could see it clear as day. We were living in our own version of Weekend at Bernie’s, except Bernie at least wore sunglasses so you knew he was dead.
Then came the big reveal, as if we hadn’t been watching the same slow-motion trainwreck all along. Suddenly the media had a collective epiphany - “We had no idea he was like that!”
Spare me. You lie. And now you expect us to nod along and buy your steaming pile of bovine feces.
Meanwhile, we were told Kamala was the Border Czar. She was going to fix everything. She was in charge. She had plans.
Fast forward, ten million illegal crossings later, and now her handlers swear she was never the Border Czar at all.
Stop peeing on my leg and telling me it’s just a refreshing summer sprinkle.